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NSFW ASKS. Go right ahead!!

  1. 1. What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
  2. 2. Your 5 favourite spots to be stimulated.
  3. 3. Have you ever had your prostate stimulated?
  4. 4. Have you ever had an orgasm from anywhere other than your genitals?
  5. 5. Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation?
  6. 6. Can you touch your clitoris directly, or does that hurt?
  7. 7. Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
  8. 8. Are handjobs boring, or underrated?
  9. 9. Do you like having your balls touched?
  10. 10. Do you like having your nipples touched?
  11. 11. Do you like having your anus touched?
  12. 12. Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
  13. 13. Do you like mild roughness (scratching, spanking, hair-pulling, etc.)?
  14. 14. Do you have any kinks?
  15. 15. Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
  16. 16. Do you pee in the shower?
  17. 17. Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
  18. 18. Have you had sex in the shower?
  19. 19. Do you like being naked?
  20. 20. Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
  21. 21. Have you ever skinny dipped?
  22. 22. What's the most unusual thing you've done nude?
  23. 23. Have you ever to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
  24. 24. Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)?
  25. 25. Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
  26. 26. Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
  27. 27. Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
  28. 28. Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
  29. 29. How many sexual partners have you had?
  30. 30. How often do you masturbate?
  31. 31. Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
  32. 32. What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
  33. 33. Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
  34. 34. What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
  35. 35. Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
  36. 36. Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
  37. 37. Have you ever "compared" (genitals, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
  38. 38. What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
  39. 39. Do you ever go commando?
  40. 40. Have you ever had a wet dream/orgasmed in your sleep?
  41. 41. How big is your penis?
  42. 42. Does your penis curve at all?
  43. 43. Which testicle hangs lower?
  44. 44. How big are your breasts?
  45. 45. Do you long or short labia? Are they even or uneven?
  46. 46. Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
  47. 47. Are you circumcised or no? Are you happy with it?
  48. 48. Are you turned on or off by foreskin, or don't care?
  49. 49. What are you more into (or like more about yourself), boobs or butts?
  50. 50. Do you find genitals physically attractive, or weird/gross, or not feel strongly either way?
  51. 51. Do you like the way your genitals look?
  52. 52. Would you be able to pick out your genitals from a lineup?
  53. 53. Do you like your butt?
  54. 54. What do you do with your pubic hair (shave, trim, wax, nothing, etc.)?
  55. 55. Do you care/have a preference what partners do with their pubic hair?
  56. 56. Do you tuck your penis a certain way (i.e. left or right) when you get dressed?
  57. 57. Do you have or want any genital piercings? Do you like any on other people?
  58. 58. What is the quickest you've ever brought yourself (or been brought) to orgasm?
  59. 59. Do you ever "edge" (repeatedly stop and start) when masturbating?
  60. 60. What's the longest masturbation session you've had? Longest sex session?
  61. 61. What's the most orgasms you've had in one session (of anything)?
  62. 62. Do your orgasms tend to be full-body, or crotch-centric?
  63. 63. Spit or swallow?
  64. 64. When you ejaculate, do you more shoot or dribble?
  65. 65. Is it hot or gross to get ejaculated on?
  66. 66. Do you "squirt?"
  67. 67. Have you ever attempted (or succeeded) to give yourself oral?
  68. 68. Have you ever given/received a footjob, boobjob, etc.?
  69. 69. Have you ever had sex in a public place?
  70. 70. Have you ever had sex in a bed/on a couch that didn't belong to either of you?
  71. 71. Have you ever had sex/masturbated while somebody was sleeping near you?
  72. 72. How many rooms of your house/apartment/etc. have you had sex in?
  73. 73. Strangest/most unique place you've had sex? How about masturbated?
  74. 74. Have you had any sexual experiences that were downright gross?
  75. 75. Are you particularly "vocal" when masturbating/having sex?
  76. 76. Have you ever been caught masturbating/having sex?
  77. 77. Have you had or do you want to have a threesome (or foursome, or more)?
  78. 78. Do you own any sex toys?
  79. 79. Have you ever used a homemade sex toy, or a regular object as a sex toy?
  80. 80. Can a dildo feel as good as a penis (assuming the person with the penis is good at what they do)?
  81. 81. What are your favourite positions?
  82. 82. Your most embarrassing sexual experience?
  83. 83. Worst place/time you've ever gotten a boner?
  84. 84. Have you ever had any genital injuries?
  85. 85. Have you ever had a sexually transmitted infection?
  86. 86. Have you ever had a non-sexually transmitted genital infection (yeast infection, etc)?
  87. 87. If you lack a penis, have you ever tried to pee standing up?
  88. 88. If you lack a penis, how familiar are you with how you look down there?
  89. 89. Do you think you're "good" at sex, or your performance/skill could use improvement?
  90. 90. Have you "sexted" (whether through text messaging or IM chat)?
  91. 91. Have you masturbated for or with someone via webcam?
  92. 92. Have you have phone sex?
  93. 93. If you had the opposite set of genitals for a day, name 5 things you would do.
  94. 94. What's something you like about your body?
  95. 95. What's something you dislike about your body?
  96. 96. What body parts do you find the sexiest?
  97. 97. What was your most recent sexual thought?
  98. 98. Do you ever just play with your boobs, penis, labia, etc.?
  99. 99. When was the last time you touched your genitals?
  100. 100. Do you often imagine people naked?
  101. Aye its monday! gimme something to do XD
Posted 5 minutes ago

hickeybickeyboo:

genchiart:

He has a name now and it’s Luiz

geez luiz he’s cute

Posted 5 minutes ago

captain-sherlock-mcdoctor-pants:

captindoctormcshepbonesfannibal:

catch-the-star:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

so-many-feels-of-so-many-fandoms:

underhuntressmoon:

technicolorsurrealism:

SOMEONE ACTUALLY EXPLAINED HOMESTUCK TO ME.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MY FOLLOWERS WHO ARE NOT HOMESTUCK

THIS IS HOMESTUCK?!

Yeah it’s not so shitty now huh

thank you for this! I have always wanted to know, since I found out about homestuck, what it was about!

WOW IF THIS IS HOMESTUCK COUNT ME IN

(Source: technicoloursurrealism)

Posted 8 minutes ago

sentencedtoship:

Slit - Ebico & Jioyi

Cytus x Deemo

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I really wanted to do this for a REALLY long time

self reblog

Posted 1 hour ago
squidward kissing spongebob on the nose
Anonymous asked
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asktoseemygavin:

littleoctopiloveyou:

trust-me-im-adoctor:

redventure:

juicyjacqulyn:

entropiaorganizada:

hookteeth:

hethatcures:

This legitimately upsets me.

… Y’see, now, y’see, I’m looking at this, thinking, squares fit together better than circles, so, say, if you wanted a box of donuts, a full box, you could probably fit more square donuts in than circle donuts if the circumference of the circle touched the each of the corners of the square donut.

So you might end up with more donuts.

But then I also think… Does the square or round donut have a greater donut volume? Is the number of donuts better than the entire donut mass as a whole?

Hrm.

HRM.

A round donut with radius R1 occupies the same space as a square donut with side 2R1. If the center circle of a round donut has a radius R2 and the hole of a square donut has a side 2R2, then the area of a round donut is πR12 - πr22. The area of a square donut would be then 4R12 - 4R22. This doesn’t say much, but in general and  throwing numbers, a full box of square donuts has more donut per donut than a full box of round donuts.

The interesting thing is knowing exactly how much more donut per donut we have. Assuming first a small center hole (
R2 = R1/4) and replacing in the proper expressions, we have a 27,6% more donut in the square one (Round: 15πR12/16 ≃ 2,94R12, square: 15R12/4 = 3,75R12). Now, assuming a large center hole (R2 = 3R1/4) we have a 27,7% more donut in the square one (Round: 7πR12/16 ≃ 1,37R12, square: 7R12/4 = 1,75R12). This tells us that, approximately, we’ll have a 27% bigger donut if it’s square than if it’s round.


tl;dr: Square donuts have a 27% more donut per donut in the same space as a round one.

god i love this site

can’t argue with science. Heretofore, I want my donuts square.

more donut per donut

It’s back

I am not sure whether to laugh, cry, or start a petition for square donut.

(Source: nimstrz)

Posted 1 hour ago

crimsonvalet:

that tension between u and the other youth in the manga/anime section of a public store

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therandominmyhead:

PREVIEW OF MORE FOOTAGE SHOWN AT SCEJA CONFERENCE!!
Some of the anime shots included!

Posted 1 hour ago

thefortressofscience:

Assorted Soutarou doodles. Apologies for the blurry photos, I’ll eventually be back home this week. 

Also everyone should draw cute Morenatsu husbandos.